Incendio!
Severus Snape watched with carefully concealed disgust how Ebenezer Sibly-Styles removed a striped sock from Alyah Beiond’s right foot and delicately kissed the girl’s ankle. Alina—still hyper from her earlier adventure—was literally rolling on the floor because she was laughing so hard, while her partner in crime, Barret ‘Crudass’ Cruddace, looked on with a face as red as Ron Weasley’s during his most embarrassed moments.
The little knights had moved their Halloween party to the floor of the Great Hall. They were sitting in a circle and playing magical spin-the-bottle, the ‘Truth or Dare’ version.
Severus had surreptitiously ascertained that the spell on the bottle would not cause anything inappropriate. Then he’d settled down in a corner with a pot of tea and a Potions Magazine. The trick was to look immersed in his reading and threatening at the same time. That way he provided a challenge and an opportunity for students to attempt clandestine and illicit activities right in front of his nose, and he’d be in the perfect position to intervene before the foolish children came to serious harm should things get out of hand. It was a Slytherin strategy. And it worked very well.
Severus was about to take another sip of his tea when the magical bond connecting him with his apprentice and wife flared up.
The rose garden! A sudden vision of a chalky face, dead eyes and elongated teeth contorted into a terrible grimace.
The cup fell from his hand. It shattered on the flagstones with a piercing clatter as hands with a strength beyond that of a mere human closed around Hermione’s throat. For a moment Severus’ vision faded in waves of grey. Then the piercing power of the magical warning was gone as suddenly as it had come over him. But his relief was short-lived. Severus recoiled, when a pain similar to the Sectumsempra spell cut through his left ring finger. When he raised a shaking hand to his eyes, he gasped at the sight of rime glittering on his marriage band.
He never stopped to think. Three strides and he was across the Hall, grabbing Alina. ‘Run to my quarters—the password is “Artemisâ€â€”get the bells. The rest of you—find Neville, Mr. Longbottom. I need the sword! In the rose garden. As quickly as he can manage. Alina, wait for Mr. Longbottom. Do not leave the castle alone. Hurry!’
‘Sir?! What’s wrong? Is—has something happened to Hermione?’
He closed his eyes. He mustn’t panic. Already precious seconds had been lost…
‘She’s been attacked. Now RUN!’
With that he was off, racing through corridors and hallways towards the garden gates. He burst out of the castle with his wands raised and ready. His breath was coming in painful gasps when he reached the rose garden. A white shape crouched on the lawn, bending over the still shape of a body. A muttering growl was issuing from the creature. As Severus drew nearer, he could make out words, but they didn’t make any sense at all.
‘Bubbleheaded, baboon-raping, gym sock-slurping, toe jam-munching, pimple-chewing, wartheaded…’
When he realised whom—what—he was looking at, Severus was so shocked that he froze for a second. Then he took in how Hermione’s head lolled to the side, her eyes open and unblinking. With a hoarse scream, he pointed his wands at the Inferius. The creature stared at him. Its mouth twitched over hideous fangs. ‘Gargantuan skip of obnoxious zit cheese,’ the Inferius spit at him. He flung Hermione’s body away and leapt to his feet, hurling himself at Severus. Only the eyes still reminded of the young Gryffindor the drawn face had once belonged to.
‘INCENDIO TOTALITER!’
Flames burst from Severus’ wands and engulfed the monster. Long dead flesh blackened and crumpled nearly instantly. The stench of burning bone filled the air. But still the creature that had once been Colin Creevey kept coming, raving and ranting incoherently beneath the roar of the fire that consumed him. Severus backed away, his wands raised, his mind feverishly searching for a spell to end this and end it quickly. He had to get to Hermione NOW!
Suddenly the Inferius stopped moving. Framed in a halo of flames, the madness suddenly drained from his face, to be replaced by the faint reminiscence of a boyish face and bright blue eyes. The eyes focused on Severus, as the frayed remains of his lips moved to form words that were barely audible.
‘Watch the robes…not the wizards…infantile wheelbarrow-full of soggy squeezings…kill…kittens…incapable sack of vulgar mule froth…wand…not what you see…’
Then the face that had once belonged to Colin Creevey exploded and the body of the Inferius collapsed.
For a heartbeat Severus stood in front of the smoking heap of bones and smouldering tissues. Then he shook himself and sprinted the last few yards towards the lawn. He barely noticed the melting rime that surrounded Hermione’s body, before he dropped onto his knees next to her, trying to find a pulse, to feel her breath—but there was nothing.
Suddenly Neville was there, with Alina at his side. The young herbologist was clutching the sword of Godric Gryffindor in his hands and Alina was carrying a bag bulging with cylindrical shapes.
‘Merlin, sir! What happened?”
‘Give me that!’ Severus snarled and tore the sword from Neville’s grasp with one hand, while reaching for the bag with the bells with the other. Standing over Hermione’s unmoving body, he swung the sword in a wide arc.
The fabric that separated the world of the living from the underworld ripped apart with noise between a scream and a sigh. Grey light and icy fog poured out and engulfed him. Hoarfrost crackled on his robes. In front of him a dark river swirled with unseen, swift currents.
Without a moment’s hesitation, Severus stepped through the boundary between Life and Death and into the river.
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Whoa! you really know how to write a cliffie!
Hello.
I don’t know why I waited until this chapter to do this but here-
This fic is wonderful! The characters are developed great and the story comes along fantastically.
Thank you for providing me with hours of entertainment and years of inspiration.
Awww, thank you for your kind words! *hearts*
I’m very happy that you’re enjoying this story so much.
Brilliant!! Scary Colin, simply genius, but you know what made me happiest? You’ve given Harry decent glasses – about bloody time!
Dumbledore snogging Salazar, great :D:D
And this Colin-inferus was really frightening. I don’t really understand why do the always get in trouble… ztkztk.
And the part with Hermione’s parents was sooo sad. 🙁 I think Hermione would want to find a solution for them and find a way to give back their memories. It is not her type to simply give up.
Well, Dumbledore has a thing for “bad boys”. 😉
Re: Hermione’s parents: I’m sure she did search for a solution. But in this case, there is none, unfortunately. Sometimes you just have to live with the consequences of your actions, and there’s no way back.
I’m not sure if the thought of Dumbldore and Salazar Slytherin is more funny or disturbing, I guess Slytherin would play to Dumbledore’s ‘type’ if Grindlewald is anything to go by lol.
I can’t believe I’ve read this so quickly, I just can’t seem to stop myself! Your story is lots of fun and quite entertaining.
If I were reading this as a WIP, I’d probably be screaming the rafters down about your little cliffie, but luckily for me I only stumbled upon this wonderful fanfic yesterday and yay it was already finished!
Whoa! That was quite a turn in the story. And what was Colin murmuring in between the abuse? Kill kittens? And watch the robes, not the wizards? I hope you don’t have to kill the kittens. Are these the clues desperately needed to end the muggle killings?
These tattoos are disgusting. No matter how you look at them. It sounds like the Arian pureness all over again. It can be exploited in so many ways… and it is pretty irreversible. I know you can remove tattoos nowadays, but I haven’t seen any removal that got you back to pristine skin.
I love the school atmosphere you describe. Even with all the changes…(there were never any apprentices in 6 years of the HP books), it feels right.
Indeed, those are clues. *grins* I hope they will make sense later on.
Agreed on the tattoos. Sometimes you just KNOW that something is really bad news. And yet, in politics so many dumb things are implemented. It’s as if it’s impossible to stop idiocies once there’s a certain momentum.
*beams* I’ve always loved the school stuff best about HP. So I really wanted to dive back into that in some manner.
I’m enjoying your story. I found it on ffn and was apprehensive at your initial note disparaging it as not great literature, but I’m glad I gave it a go regardless, I’m hooked 🙂
Concerning the muggle-born tatoos, I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. Specifically that some corrupt ministry official will use them to locate muggle-borns for extermination.
Thank you for taking the trouble to come over here to read my story, and I’m thrilled you enjoy it so far. 🙂 Even though I still think it’s mostly a virtual penny dreadful, I had tons of fun writing it a few years ago, and I’m happy that it’s still keeping readers entertained.
Re: those tatoos … sometimes everyone knows that a political manoevre won’t end well, and still we keep walking into that dead-end on a regular basis. It’s bizarre, but you just have to watch the news to know that’s how life works.
Salazar and Dumbledore! Hah!!
I’m glad you’re having so much fun with the story! I’ve been giggling and grinning over your comments so much. Thank you! 🙂